therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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