the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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