come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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