You surviving the open bar?
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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I've blown a few things in my day
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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