i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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