If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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