the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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