would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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