i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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