How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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