so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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