Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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