I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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