what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
she told me i tasted like america
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Holy sore nipples Batman
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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