the day after is always just damage control
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You've changed since you got that strap on
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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