Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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