I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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