She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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