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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
It's just like the Real World with babies
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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