Dual....:-)
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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