In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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