No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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