i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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