btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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