So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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