You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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