hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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