You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
