he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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