Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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