i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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