I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
