My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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