Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Randomize
