This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..