I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.