Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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