Non-Jews are for practice
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch