i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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