So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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