at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
