if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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