somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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