As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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