it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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