Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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