I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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