Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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