Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize