So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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