these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
