I accidentally burped into my bong.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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