Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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