we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
