everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
