i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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