I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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