What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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