Nicole vs. Life
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dear god my vagina.
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