you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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