You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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