"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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